How I almost died after developing a perineal abscess

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Illustration: Nikita Klimov


My looks have been declining in increments of celebrity look-alikes.

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Photo by Yannick Menard on Unsplash


Lived Through This

My internal struggle as men at the gym keep trying to adopt me

Illustration of a really buff blue-skinned athletic person against a black background with red squiggles.
Illustration of a really buff blue-skinned athletic person against a black background with red squiggles.
Illustration: Nikita Klimov


A simple guide for older men trying to figure out what they’re doing wrong.

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Photo by Tom Pumford on Unsplash

1. You have a bad personality.

Scenario # 1: You’re kind of a dick.


Nobody understands this deeply weird phenomenon — least of all my mother.

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Photo by Sebastian Herrmann on Unsplash


A few of the certainties I’ve learned over a long mistake filled career in the bedroom.

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Photo by Rana Sawalha on Unsplash


The wrong words, at the wrong time, for the wrong reasons.

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Image by octavio lopez galindo from Pixabay


An interview with Dr. Christopher Jones, a clinical psychologist and sex therapist.

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Illustration by Monreold commissioned for this interview


Repressed parents, lousy porn, and horny friends led to an exceptionally awkward sexual awakening.

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Photo by Peter F. Wolf on Unsplash


Mandatory fun days are not team building tools, they are time-sucking portals to hell on earth.

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Photo by Pineapple Supply Co. on Unsplash

Benjamin Davis

Columnist and author. My writing is like a bunch of people at a party trying to tell different jokes at the same time. benjamindaviswriter.com

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