How I almost died after developing a perineal abscess

Illustration: Nikita Klimov


My looks have been declining in increments of celebrity look-alikes.

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Lived Through This

My internal struggle as men at the gym keep trying to adopt me

Illustration of a really buff blue-skinned athletic person against a black background with red squiggles.
Illustration of a really buff blue-skinned athletic person against a black background with red squiggles.
Illustration: Nikita Klimov


5 secrets to knowing if your partner has been faking their orgasms.

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A male psyche’s tumble down the horrifying rabbit hole of porn.

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Why won’t men crawl into bed with me for a little cuddle-sesh?

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A breakdown of the dumb excuses men give for not kissing after a blowjob.

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Those lips were just on my dick!


Other cultures are not there to help you prove your stupid points

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The human condition got a whole lot more complicated.

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Let me solve this mystery for you.

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Benjamin Davis

Columnist and author. My writing is like a bunch of people at a party trying to tell different jokes at the same time. benjamindaviswriter.com

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