The Stupid Ways Anxiety Controls My Life

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A year ago, I forgot how to sneeze. One day, when I was about to sneeze, my girlfriend stuck her finger in my mouth, and my brain broke. Since then, when I try to sneeze, I think, Oh, yes! I’m sneezing! And then I lose it.

About three months in, I started screaming in frustration whenever a sneeze would…

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Benjamin Davis

Benjamin Davis

columnist: Lustery | co-founder: Sexography | My writing is like a bunch of people at a party trying to tell different jokes at the same. But hornier.