The Stupid Ways Anxiety Controls My Life
For example: I forgot how to sneeze.
A year ago, I forgot how to sneeze. One day, when I was about to sneeze, my girlfriend stuck her finger in my mouth, and my brain broke. Since then, when I try to sneeze, I think, Oh, yes! I’m sneezing! And then I lose it.
About three months in, I started screaming in frustration whenever a sneeze would…