What Masturbation Secrets Do You Have?
No — really — I am running out of ideas.
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4 min readSep 7, 2022
Masturbation is like murder: if you don’t thoroughly clean up after, someone is bound to find the DNA evidence. This means that every boy who claims to not know how to clean their room is a fucking liar. If they can manage to hide a decade of splooge, I think they can figure out how to pick up their goddamn socks.